Customer Reviews Zappos.com Gear Sh-t Product

Zappos wins. Hands down.

Zappos...please sell this for real and give the money to this sh-t organization! http://worldtoiletday.org/

Easy to double fist, and get a great pump going. Good for My Beautiful Dark Twisted poops. Not a Blueprint product, created behind the scenes in the 90's. Hopefully we won't see a College Dropout version of this, with Louis Vuitton emblazoned on it. With a little practice and sweat, you can also pump out some Slow Jamz sh-t beats. Fair warning, too much use and your hands may feel like they're on the cover of a 2006 Rolling Stone covered in thorns. But, Imma let you finish your business....

Kanye sells sh*t products.

When I need to drop a yay, I know I can always trust the sh-ttiest product on the market... Zappos' Sh*t Product. It's got me out of some real jams. I once had a Fatburger in Chicago that turned my bowels inside out... I ran to the restroom and was shocked to find that they were using Pastelle Clothing and G.O.O.D deadstock as toilet paper... I couldn't bring myself to wipe my a$$ with that level of cheapness so I rushed home and there, shining like the gates of heaven, was my Zappos Sh-t Product... You don't need to be a delusional self absorbed egomaniac with borderline sociopathic traits who's money has bought him nothing but an automated blow up doll who seeks nothing but talentless fame to own one of these bad boys... The Sh-t Product is for everyone!

Love the "sh_e" product. Any chance I could lay away the Zappos.com gear sh_t product and pay on payments?

Just ordered this sh-tty item. Thank god for VIP next day sh-pping. Please Hurry!

Anyone who's ever met or seen Tony speak knows who is gonna come out on top of this one. Go, Tony!

Pure Genius.

I'm going to fill this SH-T product with True Reflection, also available on your site.

Hilarious! Can't be topped!

I love sh-t product. Makes me feel like the real voice of my generation. Thanks, Zappos!

Zappos 1, Krapyee 0

Kanye: "I'm a pop enigma. I live and breathe every element in life. I rock a bespoke suit and I go to Harold's for fried chicken. It's all these things at once, because, as a taste maker, I find the best of everything. There's certain things that black people are the best at and certain things that white people are the best at. Whatever we as black people are the best at, I'ma go get that. Like, on Christmas I don't want any food that tastes white. And when I go to purchase a house, I don't want my credit to look black. I'm sorry what was your question zappos lady?" Zappos: "Ummm.. i asked if you would like expedited shipping, sir?"

Absolutely amazing sh!t product! We love you Zappos! F-Kanye

This SH-T is the best!

Especially if you are listening to anything from KW, this is perfect to have handy! I used mine almost right away! After being exposed to one sorry man's dumb looking sunglasses to crappy coaster-probable CDs, there is nothing like having the Sh-t handy to remind oneself that at the end of the day, we all end up producing piles of sh-t, only for most of us, that is done while seated. :)

I find this product to be effective after I've taken a big stinky kanye.

I saved for years to get sh-t product of this quality. I was not disappointed. All my friends keep asking where I got this sh-t product from and I proudly tell them "Zappos!, the home of the finest sh-t products in the world".

That's some good sh-t!

this is absolutely hilarious! This is the best sh-t product I have ever used! Best purchase I have made in quite awhile. Order Now!

This is the Sh*t!!!!!

This is serious stylin' and I'm in a town that KNOWS sh_t products! Yep, here in Mianus, CT, where all sh_t products originate, even we can't touch that. http://goo.gl/MRGll3

Nailed it!

Brilliant marketing Tony! Kanye hates smart people! He's a jack ass like the president said.