Customer Reviews Zappos.com Gear Sh-t Product

This product handles a kard-ass-hian sized load... Looks like someone has been on Kanyes "diet plan" of throwing your carerr in a blender with plenty of fiber and clogging up the peverbial toilet. What a life saver to flush the sh-t. Bound 2 last a lifetime.

Better than Yeezus.

This is perfect! I was looking for a place to store Kanye's last album and this has done the job perfectly! Fits right in with the rest of the Sh-T in this!

This Zappos Gear Sh-t Product really sets a benchmark for other sh-tty products in its class. I rated 4 stars for "style" since it only comes in yellow. Otherwise, it's an instant purchase.

Great quality product. When it arrived I used it immediately. I plunged away and . . . Holy Yeezus what came out!

The delivery driver showed up with my package from Zappos and I had a Sh-t eating grin! I read the other reviews and I figured they were a crock of Sh-t and for the pretty penny I paid for this - this had better be the Sh-t or my wife would have me in deep Sh-t! This is specifically geared for the person that doesn't know Sh-t. I expected to use this to get my Sh-t together but it provided so much more! Initially, I didn't know if this was Sh-t or shinola - but this is definitely a Sh-t product. I opened the box and I have to admit, I was scared Sh-tless. The directions were a bit overwhelming and I thought I was up Sh-t creek. I almost Sh-t a brick! I had no choice but to call a few Sh-t for brains friends over to assist with the project before the Sh-t hit the fan. They wanted to hold the tools and stand around and bullsh-t... at first, I was just shooting the sh-t but after a while I told them to Sh-t of get off the pot! Finally, I looked at my watch and said "Holy Sh-t! Look at the time! Do you guys want to knock this sh-t off!" and the resounding answer was "Does a bear Sh-t in the woods"... and in a flash, we had the little Sh-t assembled. Then I realized that we had the plunger in backwards... oh well, Sh-t happens. I've had this Sh-t up and running for a few days now and I've put it through it's paces and I've got to admit, it's one tough Sh-t! (I don't want to get on anyone's Sh-t list but it's a little overpriced)

Zappos. You just got yourself a fan for life. This is hands down the most epic Sh-t product ever.

Awesome product Zappos, you did it again! I found the perfect gift for someone who does sh-t and would love some sh-t to unclog that pea-size brain!

Kanye should but a few for Christmas presents!

I love this sh-t!!! The best ever!!

I was going to review this using only lyrics from Kanye West songs, but then I realized that D-nozzle had 349 published songs when I Googled it. Has anyone listened to this much sh-t? And will his girlfriends butt even fit on this? But more importantly, is it overpriced and gaudy? That's a shoo-in for a style thumbs up from the Black Skinhead.

Best product ever my a$$ no longer falls a sleep since I've been setting on this beauty! What was really awesome is the free 6 pack of Kanye T.P. that came with it. Best stuff ever to wipe my ass with! I just wanna know where I can get more!

What the heck! I ordered this sh-t product and when it arrived the box was full of Kanye West albums! Technically, I suppose I received what I ordered.

I had to send my first Sh-t product back because it already had a 'ye floating in it ... kinda disgusting. They replaced it right away. Very good customer service. Fast shipping and returns. a +++

Keep up the awesome service guys!

Zappos FTW!

This is the "Good life"

This product is complete sh-t

Zappos. I can count on YOU for all the Sh-t I need! Thanks Zappos!

This sh-t is genus...ginius...sometimes I can't spell genius.

Fantastic product! Could do without the douchenozzle though...

10 out of 10: It's the Sh-t.

LOL Kanye West 0 v Tony Hsieh 1!!

Thank goodness zappos has such awesome fast delivery because when you need the gear sh-t product, you need it really fast! Thanks zappos! PS I have ordered lots of non sh-t products from zappos in the past and love the great prices and customer service. :)

I have nothing! Laughing so hard I sh!t! Thankfully I buy your product so it's not as horrible as it was Bound 2 be if I didn't!