Customer Reviews Zappos.com Gear Sh-t Product

Wow, Zappos . . . You are truly the best. After wearing my shamu maternity dress all day, I truly felt like your sh*t product. But it seems that you look better in black and white than I do. My baby daddy is totally mad now. Hit his head walking into a pole when I told him about it. Your sh*t product is truly the sh*t. Love, Kim K

That's good sh-t! Congrats on winning the internet!!!

Finally, a company not scared to respond to ignorant, inarticulate comments made by pompous wanna-be stars. Too bad the plunger can't plug up a certain person's mouth from spouting dribble. Nice work-I was a fan of this company before, but am an even bigger one now!

I ain't saying it's a sh*t digger, but it ain't going with no broke, broke...

Zappos~The true genius.

I was absolutely delighted when I found out this isn't one of those s--t products that compares itself to Jesus.

I heard Kayne likes fish sticks....

YO YO ZAPPOS IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT MY S*IT'S THE BEST.

Spectacular product! I have one of these and its awesome! Let me start by just saying this tool makes great sounds - dare I say great music? Whereas KW is a tool and makes sh-tty sounds he tries to claim is music.

This is great!! I can't stop laughing! Way to go! Love Zappos!

Now I ain't sayin' you a poop digger, but you ain't messing with no Char-Charmin. *Begin Autotune* FLUSSSSSH.

I'm still loving this product. My wife has trouble with it though and seems to overwhelm it when she uses it. Her family can't figure out how to use it either. May do an episode about it.

thank you thank you thank you Kanye you always seem to one up yourself. This is the best sh-t i have ever bought. wow kanye is always making sh-t and now i know where to put it.

I'd buy this over "Yeezus" any day!

You guys just changed the game!

Sadly to say. . . I had to give 1 star on comfort. Maybe it will fit more comfortable up Kanye's A$$, and he will give it a 5-star on Comfort!! Excellent handle design! "Ribbed" for Kanye's Pleasure. Heck, maybe it will 'loosen' him up and not whine.. WTG Zappos

I just logged into UPS to track my Sh-t and noticed that my Sh-t was on the way. Wow. That Sh-t came fast. I must admit, I'm not really prepared for this fancy ass Sh-t. I mean my old Sh-t is still in the bathroom and I don't know how to get it out. Nothing worse than getting new Sh-t while your old Sh-t is still there. I called a plumber this morning to see if he had any tips/tricks for removing my old Sh-t. He just hung up on me.... Mean-o. Anyway, so anyone else have some advice / tips / strategy for removing my old Sh-t? I mean, can I just yank that Sh-t out? Someone suggested I reach out to Kanye. However, he is obviously full Sh-t, so I doubt he can help. Thanks for selling this Sh-t! Can't find Sh-t like this anywhere else ! And, I'm really fired out about this fancy @ss new Sh-t and I can't wait to get it installed so I can take a famous Sh-t. -- Scott T.

Five star rating overly generous, I'm still waitin' on my damn croissants.

Is this sponsored by the Yeezus tour.....

Guys, I know Kanye's words were hurtful, but if anybody is an undeniable expert on sh-t products it is him. From his "music" to his stage shows to his choice of offspring incubator, he knows sh-t inside and out. So, if he has recognized the stench of his own imprimatur on your products, I don't know how you can argue with such deep and long practiced expertise. Of course, the sh-t between his ears may also be clouding his judgment ...

WOW! Only $100k for Kanye's special "My $h!t don't stink!!!" model! Sign me up!

The best thing about purchasing this sh-t product: Free Shipping!

So much better than the holes in the ground we use in Thailand - I can assure you that we appreciate this Sh-t product very much.

what a great sh-t product. After reading the reviews of the sh-t, it took a load off my mind about purchasing it. Sh-t is sh-t where ever you go but sometimes new sh-t smells better. Zappos making a splash in the the sh-t space is a breath of fresh air. The Zappos sh-t product is a place where you can stew over your thoughts and get clarity, read the paper or favorite article, play Candy Crush or hide to release some pressure. You won't be flushing any money away with this sh-t. Your wad of bills can be rolled up and used a decorative piece to cover the sh-t. So many uses, this is a bargain at any price. Thanks Zappos

This product worked great for the intended use. However when I tried it on Kanye's face it did not work. That pie hole was so packed with sh-t I had to call in the professionals.