Customer Reviews Zappos.com Gear Sh-t Product

Took some getting used to... We walked a little funny at first

its good s***

It worked perfectly. Amazing product my toilet got plugged with the new Kanye CD I tried to flush down it!

For $100,000.00, I better get the toilet too!

Momma K and Papa Yay love your S.

Helped me get my Yeezus CDs unclogged out of the toilet !

Do you gift wrap? I highly recommend this sh-t product.

I had a bloated feeling so I figured it was gonna be a big one. I sat on your Sh*t Product and voila! As soon as my hind touched the seat out came the newest Kanye CD! Boy was I glad I got that out of my system!

Patiently waiting for the Papal edition. I have the display stand built so that when people come over they can say "Holy Sh!t . . . where did you get that?" "Zappos my friend, they've got all the sh!t you need!"

The product video was helpful, but lacks any majestic scenery.

Thanks Zappos for keeping the seat warm.

I love the Gear Sh-t Product so much, I ordered three more! Of course, I had to return all of my high kuality Kardashian Kollection klothes back to Sears to afford them. The product totally matches as pictured--no airbrushing required!

My sh-t product came with a link to bound 2. Wow two sh-t products for the price of one.

It only took me 1 plunge to rid myself of the "Bound 2" CD I had the misfortune of finding in the trash.

Yes! Thank you Zappos! I'm purchasing this sh-t gear to go along with my other sh-t gear…my $120 plain white "Hip Hop" tee! I'm so cool now! No dollar store white tee and plunger for me! I'm waaaaaaaaaaaay more innovative and design conscious than that!

This S@#t was perfect! now I can set it in front of a green screen and drop a terd in the middle of the Grand Canyon and say its art, just like Kanye did. I guess that makes me a genius too.

The plunger, while a sight to behold, is quite superfluous, as this Sh-t Product will likely never need a plunging. Such is the expectation of such a high-end Sh-t Product. Though, the black and yellow is a nice contrast to the stark white porcelain. In honor of Mr. West, as I sit on my new throne, I shall henceforth refer to my making twosies as "dropping Kanye off at the pool."

Thats perfect for Kanye west, north south east west, & kim k considering thats where the image & career is You go Zappos love it

Wow! This is just what I was looking for! The perfect Sh*t Product! I used to have to take a pencil to the bathroom to figure things out but now with this premium Sh*t Product everything comes out just fine!! I am queen of my throne! I am #1 & sometimes #2! Thank you, Zappos!

wonderful product, doesn't degrade women!

WAY TO GO ZAPPOS!!!! Turn a certain "potty mouth" negative into a "golden egg" positive publicity for a wonderful company with great service & awesome products! Love Zappos, love even more now!!!!

If I could afford this sh-t I would buy it for sure because I love you Zappos.

I bought this product just in time to watch the new KW video with KK. It makes me want to vomit it's so bad and this product comes in handy. Worth every penny!

Watch the Throne part deuce!

For years...YEARS...I haven't been able to tell the difference between sh-t and shinolah. Thank you, Zappos! Because of you, I now can!