Customer Reviews Zappos.com Gear Sh-t Product

Some people put it in their house. I'm okay with that. For me its all-on-the-lawn sh-t. I'm saving for the plunger cause they look cool together. Fashion is going to save the world.

This sh-t is the BOMB! Love the FREE SHIPPING too! Cannot wait to get my sh-t 'cause we loves ALL our Zappos Sh-t!

Just like everything else I buy through Zappos, this product delivers. One pearl worth a thousand riches.

A white canvas and a paint brush perfect for painting a portrait of idiots who show off their topless, brainless wives.

This S**T is hotter than leather jogging pants!

Finally those Kanye West CDs will go down when I flush them! Thanks Zappos! This product is a winner!

Thanks for the sh-t product, Zappos! We're in Italy and we've been having problems in the past and it looks like this sh-t can help. You see we eat horse meat. Horse meat! It makes the best "braciole!" You take the meat, add a lot of garlic and parsley and roll it with thread and you put in some nice tomatoes. That's it! It's great! We eat it all the time and we look great. No pimples on us! But the horse meat clogs up lots of pipes. Not anymore thanks to this sh-t. We're going to ship lots of this sh-t to Italy. Look great with the marble floored bathrooms. DAMN HORSE MEAT!

I recommend wearing it as a mouth guard it will def clear the Sh-t out of your mouth

BEST PRODUCT EVER!!! First time I used it I screamed 'Ye'...now I just refer to it as the 'Ye-biday'. "I have to take a 'Ye'"...no more potty-mouth for me...Ye!!! Thanks Zappos...

Yeezus out!!

But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live on this $h-t product.

Hey zappos, you're the s--t!

This made my sh-t plunging days some much easier. YEEZUS, I cant believe I didnt own one of these before!

That Sh-t cray, ain't it Jay?

Zappos must really sell Sh-t Product.. Take it from the Guru of all things Sh-t Kanye West - professional at Sh-t music, looking like Sh-t and marrying Sh-t.

Thanks for the laugh.

Simply the best $hi7 I have ever purchased online! Zappos Win!!!

Why is it that when someone like Sinead O'Connor expresses her mind in public she loses a career, but when ego-maniac Kanye pops... ? If Zappos produces that yellow handled beauty with their sparkly logo on it along with the model name "Can-Yay", and I'll be happy to place my order. Please package it with a "Sham-Wow" for the overspill to make it a real s**t product deal!

Awesome! Kayne is a moron! Zappos rules!

Total respect for the CEO of Zappos. You guys are awesome. This made me understand why Zappos is arguably one of the most successful shoe companies on Earth. I'm studying you guys in business class right now. Fearless and sensible leadership! Call it like it is. Clearly, Kanye has got the shoe industry figured out if he has the nerve to criticize Zappos. I had no idea he was such an expert in the shoe industry!? Apparently he thinks his expertise in "gold-diggery" transcends to shoes. Coincidentally his wife is in the fashion industry. He needs to stop focusing on shoes and make hits. When was his last one like 2003? Would love to work for you guys.

CAN YOU PLEASE . . . flush Kanye and his crappy talent down with that? THANK YOU ZAPPOS!!!!

Zappos, way to keep it classy!!! You guys are awesome! This shmuck comes out in his little-boy boxers, throwing punches, and you have decisively slapped the fool back into his corner. Thanks for the laugh!

Customer for life now!

Zappos, your photo is misleading, I thought the toilet was included with the Sh-t Product, so imagine my disappointment when it arrived! Kanye personally delivered it, too, but I told him "Yeezus, get back on your motorcycle with your naked girlfriend and Sh-t Product, I don't want it". Of course, when I called Zappos to complain, you made me a VIP bc you guys are the BEST and have amazing Sh-t Products! Imma let this one slide, Zappos. Also, the price is a little whack. Just Sayin.

When my sister had her gall bladder removed she started making huge poops. Our toilet got clogged and we had no where to defecate or urinate. We were in deep sh*t! We didn't know what to do but luckily I logged onto the internet and saw an article about some... angry rapper dude. He was saying that Zappos had sh*t products. Lo and behold he wasn't sh*tting. I purchased this product and it worked like a charm. It's truly amazing and it looks fab in the throne room. It's so functional and stylish. Don't end up up sh*t creek, get one today!