Customer Reviews Zappos.com Gear Sh-t Product

You Can't Tell Me Nothing about this product because I live the Good Life and this product is Amazing! When it comes to Sh-t Products nobody knows better than Zappos and I'm Stronger for knowing so. When we all say Good Morning with the Flashing Lights and it All Falls Down and the zombies start attacking you know Jesus Walks in Zappos and the zombies will be screaming Mercy! Why, just the other day I was sitting Down on this Sh-t Product thinking about my Clique up in the Spacehip. I heard Through the Wire that Girls Girls Girls were gonna be on a Spaceship and Run This Town. If that's true, then any Niggas in Paris that are Selfish will experience the Coldest Winter but I won't care! I Wonder if Kanye will be able to handle his Big Brother using this Sh-t Product? It won't matter because We Don't Care!

This item has more class and style and intelligence than anything Kanye West ever made. Cheers to Tony Hsieh, the man who single handedly turned around downtown Las Vegas.

Finally, got real! Your product has made me as happy as a pig. Only gave 1 star for comfort, because sitting on that long handle was not. Fun. I finally figured out I could move it off to the side.

Amazing sh*t product. I know of a talentless singer that doesn't like your sh*t product, but hey, I don't think he has tried this sh*t product.

Not very happy with the shipping method, got my Sh-t delivered to my doorstep in a brown paperbag. Not only that I could not get the Sh-t out without using some EXtra LAXation that was not included with the order. Once I got the Sh-t out it was comfortable and I plan on using it again. On the plus side there was no strange odor like some other have reported. Thanks Zappos and thanks Kanya for endorsing this Sh-tty product, I may pirate your new Sh-t CD to go along with this!

Awesome product. I had it installed a few days ago & its facing Northwest since that s where most of my s**t goes to anyway. It s the ultimate Gold digger, for every self-proclaimed genius. A must have!

Zappos! you're my hero! I get so tired of Kanye West's s__t! He's always dismissing somebody or something, and seems to never have anything positive to say about anyone except himself, Kim K, or baby. What's his point of always trashing everything and everyone in sight. I'm so proud of you guys for standing up to this idiot! And BTW, I have bought several pairs of shoes from Zappos! and have had not a single problem. Far from s__t, you guys are the bomb! Sounds to me like Kanye needs to just stick with traditional reTAIL! Once again, thanks for putting his s__t where it deserves, right back at him.

Now thats some good sh-t! thank you!

This product is the sh*t! Zappos does it again!

Sh-t is such an amazing buy-product. I bought so many and I'm happy to report I am full of Sh-t. Although I should warn that you have to be careful with the length of your Sh-t. Some are too long and then the Sh-t hits the fan. Next order, I will use your the free KW-shipping. I understands KW helps distribute Sh-t throughout the entire United States at an amazing speed. Thus, when you want Sh-t fast, KW is the way to go.

What a ringing endorsement of your products! Thanks, Kanye, for letting the world know where to go to purchase sh-t products. Zappos, this looks like a very big shopping season for you. Make sure you have enough staff (and sh-t products) on standby.

I mean this looks great!!! better than someones career or new music video Ive seen featuring a horrible green screen back drop and a "cough" girl on a motorcycle............ I see kayne going straight down one of these soon!

I think the person who criticized this didn't read the user manual (page 1, 1st paragraph) that reads "CAUTION! Remove plunger before attempting to use this product!".

The sturdy handle. The tasteful color scheme. The recessed cup. This piece of sh-t is the perfect device if you're looking for a tight seal.

With a 365 day return policy, I'm not sure how you can go wrong with this Sh-t Product. I wasn't sure it was going to fit without an insert, but to my surprise, a little elbow grease got everything moving again!

quailty sh*t

I can't *WAIT* to get my Zappos Gear Sh-t Product in the mail! It'll be the PERFECT Christmas present for everyone on my sh-t list. THANK YOU, ZAPPOS!

WHY DOESN'T ANYONE TAKE KANYE SERIOUSLY? WAS IT THE $125 T-SHIRT? THE LEATHER JOGGING PANTS? EITHER WAY, MAYBE IF I TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS LIKE KANYE DOES IT WILL GET MY POINT ACROSS LIKE KANYE DOES. STOP MAKING FUN OF ME, IMMA BE LIKE STEVE JOBS ONE DAY.

Best stocking stuffer ever for the Maybach set! Only complaint is that Kanye's clothing line and lame rhymes plugged my product up. Works great otherwise.

Does anyone else think Tony Hsieh should be put in charge of the Internet?

Like usual Zappos, You carry the best Sh-t Products! However, I did find this item ran rather large. I tried it, my friends tried it. It only seemed to fit the rear end of our friend Kim. So with that being said. I am sorry to say I have to return your Sh-t Product. But thanks for your great customer service and your FREE return shipping!

Great product, at a great price. I bought this cause it is perfect fit being the extra wide model to fit my rear. Also loved the fact that it came pre-installed with the plunger, made toilet time lots more fun. Addtional uses... Perfect for taking selfies while using. Great prop for making home movies.

And for Christmas or Chanukah presents, I think everyone should snap UP YOURS; KANYE videos aren't nearly as good, even with a naked girl. Thank you Mr. Hsieh.

This is exactly what I needed for my home. Unfortunately, it isn't large enough to flush down Kanye's "Bound 2" music video.

Absolutely love this product! Similar to Kanye West's career, it seems to go down the toilet flawlessly. Unlike Kanye, this product lets me finish and wipe. If it was married to a talent less skank, that would make it that much more better!