Customer Reviews Zappos.com Gear Sh-t Product
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Customer Fit Survey:
40%"Felt a full size larger "
80%"Felt true to width"
75%"No arch support"
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I bet Kim has been plunged more often than this toilet! Is the plunger removable or..??
Anonymous, Zappos Customer,
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Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger than any other sh-t product on the market!
Feat. D, Zappos Customer,
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Zappos launches new "Throne of King Kanye Line." Working in close partnership with King Kanye, Zappos has PAINSTAKENLY rendered an exact replication of King Kanye's coveted analbeeds on a stick in this Royal Flush model. Bravo! If funds permit, you might be interested in the upgraded King Kanye's Rock Hard Choco version--chocolate diamonds adorn the handle knobs!
I'd also recommend:
"Crappy Delusional Me" CD from Privileged Kanye West or "Crappy Clothing Line" Made by Chinese Children in Sweat Shops, designed by The Privileged Kardashian Krew
Anonymous, Zappos Customer,
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Love Zappos!!!!
Anonymous, Zappos Customer,
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BRILLIANT response to ignorance! Kanye needs Dr Phil!!
Zappos needs to use it to their advantage for Ads...
"Zappos, our products are the SH-T!" and use the toilet and plunger for the visual!!
J M, Zappos Customer,
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Zappos, this is GENIUS! Way more genius than the person that truly thinks he's a genius.....Kanye.
Susie, Zappos Customer,
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Sh-t Product Review,
Well, let's see here. I've never actually posted like this before but I'll give it a try. Kaney Wimp, err, err I mean Kanye West......or should I say Sir Kanye West, is from my area originally, and lived only a few miles away from me until he "STRUCK IT BIG", at the BIG SHOW....
He is a pretty tough kinda guy. He likes to pick on young and petite girls like Taylor Swift, because they won't hit him when his big mouth starts to open or insult. He is a MAN that is not afraid of anyone smaller or of the opposite gender. His talent is marginal, at best, his ego is huge (which probably has to over compensate for his....inadequacies in the endowment area, if you catch my drift......
People here don't really like him too much, and obviously many others don't like him too much, especially lot's of the musical artists popular today. He DOES have a big mouth, he DOES like to intimidate women. He DOES like to bully others that are smaller (yes, probably smaller in THAT way also) and weaker than he is.
He really has no talent other than being an Ass and being Insignificant. Perhaps his NEWEST and BESTEST ID should be AI, but not for the usual Artificial Intelligence, but for the Ass Insignificant connection.
Kim, as pretty as she is, is no rocket scientist. She has been Swengoulie'd by the RapMaster AI, and for that she should be forgiven. She doesn't really have any talent that any of us have ever seen, but she does, she does, she does.......have a sweet A$$.
Someday, the Pied Piper of Rap, AI, will lose his psychological control over her, and she will dump his lame ass back into the street where he comes from, down here on the South side of Chicago.
Let's see if he ever bullies a MAN, especially a MAN that will not only stand up to him, put POP him "right between the running lights.......and make HIM see ...... STARS, which is what he thinks he is. Regarding the Sh-t Product, it is fabulous and the next time I use it to take a Kanye, I will fondly think of him. Come to think of it, this would be a great new Xmas episode for SouthPark. Instead of Mr. Hankey or Mr. Pooh, they could do a new Xmas special about Mr. Kanky Sor......alias AI
I'd also recommend:
The Kanye Pooper Scooper, The Kanye
Rico F, Zappos Customer,
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KW needs the little boys trainer toilet!!
Maybe his wife will help him wipe his behind.
Anonymous, Zappos Customer,
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Note to self: Buy stock in Zappos...
I'd also recommend:
Anything not affiliated with Kanye West
Angie, Zappos Customer,
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Im officially buying everything from Zappos from now on!!
I'd also recommend:
some free people sh-t
Allie, Zappos Customer,
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Smart move Zappos. Well played...
Anonymous, Zappos Customer,
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Clearly, this product is the sh*t. A bargain at twice the price.
You never seen a product like this b4-that's what makes Zappos so nice.
I'd also recommend:
Charmin
South W, Zappos Customer,
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Hilariously awesome!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous, Zappos Customer,
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While watching a horrible video by Kanye, I knew it was Bound 2 give me the sh*ts!! Thank you for for selling this sh*t product so I can now take a Kanye and hope I don't wipe my West raw!!
Jamy, Zappos Customer,
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George Bush hates sh-t people
Anonymous, Zappos Customer,
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Should be used to plunge Kanye's head, as he has sh-t-for-brains!!!
Anonymous, Zappos Customer,
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This is amazing Thank you Kanye West for recommending this product I absolutely LOVE it!! you sir are not very smart. The S--T Products are what Zappos.com sells and if im not mistaken a s--t ton of products the company sells are what your Wife Kim wears all the time, Thats the funny part. Enjoy.
Anonymous, Zappos Customer,
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Way to go Zappos! Great way to deal with the biggest piece of sh-t ever!
Patty, Zappos Customer,
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Was this a return from Kanye? Did he finally pull that stick outta his A$$???
Anonymous, Zappos Customer,
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I have 5 of these and I must say, no home should be without at least ONE. I love mine and I LOVE ZAPPOS! You guys rock!
Head H, Zappos Customer,
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This only needs one thing: A small device to sling s**t every time you open the mouth...ahem, lid.
Just like the fool that was the genesis of this page.
Mr. P, Zappos Customer,
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Overall5Rated 5 stars out of 5
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Style5Rated 5 stars out of 5
I've worn a lot of sh-t in my life but this by far is the best sh-t I've ever had the pleasure to wear (or sh-t in). The cold cold basin cradles sh-t so well and the dirty plunger really adds that little bit of zest you want with your sh-t product. My only critique is that there is an overall lack of toilet paper making this sh-tty product really stand out. And the set hurts my bum. Otherwise this is the sh-ttiest sh-t I've ever had. Kudos.
I'd also recommend:
Sh-t stars, Suck-a-rama, anything by Kanye West
Annie L, Zappos Customer,
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Overall5Rated 5 stars out of 5
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zappos: this is the best product you've offered us yet!!
Anonymous, Zappos Customer,
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Exactly what I needed to flush Yeezus!!! Thanks Zappos for always providing Sh--t products for all our needs! Keep it up!
Anonymous, Zappos Customer,
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Score Zappo's! Way to go!! I love it when people stand up for themselves. AND I love buying all my sh-t at Zappo's.
Mary B, Zappos Customer,
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