Customer Reviews Zappos.com Gear Sh-t Product
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91%5Rated 5 stars out of 5
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Customer Fit Survey:
40%"Felt a full size larger "
80%"Felt true to width"
75%"No arch support"
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... should be helpful for shoving all those kw crappy music cd's down the tube.s
Anonymous, Zappos Customer,
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Hey, love your response to the WEST response. How dare he make such comments about such a great, fun company.................love the response.
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None I can think of.............
Anonymous, Zappos Customer,
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Overall5Rated 5 stars out of 5
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Zappos, you're definitely more influential than Kanye. Pure genius. Too bad the size doesn't go high enough to fit Kanye's ego or his talentless wife's big a$$.
Anonymous, Zappos Customer,
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Overall5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Comfort5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Style5Rated 5 stars out of 5
I was out doing a half-marathon in my Kanye leather running pants when I got this awful pain in the a-s. Making a quick detour, I dashed home and flung myself onto my new s-it product from Zappos. Man, what a relief! The contours of my butt fit the throne perfectly, like it was custom-made just for me. After all, I am a god. And it gets better! Later in the evening, my neighbors were blasting some sh-tty Kanye West song - you know, the usual boasting, ho's, and idiotic rhymes. I found myself getting queasy. Another dash to the throne, I got down on my knees and, oh, what a relief.
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Poopouri
Cheezus, Zappos Customer,
0 found this review helpful.
Overall5Rated 5 stars out of 5
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Style5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Exactly what you need after a big meal of fish sticks...
Dick, Zappos Customer,
0 found this review helpful.
Overall5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Comfort3Rated 3 stars out of 5
Style5Rated 5 stars out of 5
There is nothing like enjoying a "good" sh-t product, especially when listening to music. I prefer Opera myself because the styles, the hair, is timeless. The need for quality - whether when it comes to sh-t products or music is all important. There is just too much B.S. out there - and not enough hot sh-t!!
The style of this porcelin head is awesome, and overall it is better than any ever. The best yet - a genius of a toilet. My comfort rating is lower although, because my world famous booty is just to luscious to fit on this comfortably. I look great sitting on it though - so comfort don't matter none to this perfect 10! It's all about the image!
Lizzy, Zappos Customer,
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Overall5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Comfort5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Style5Rated 5 stars out of 5
this SH-T product is the perfect place to flush your SH-TTY Kayne West tunes down !
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ummmmh have to think about that one ! ;-)
Gotchabebe, Zappos Customer,
0 found this review helpful.
Overall5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Comfort5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Style5Rated 5 stars out of 5
I am LOVING my S***T!
Craig C, Zappos Customer,
0 found this review helpful.
Overall5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Comfort5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Style5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Man, I love a company that listens to feedback from customers and builds products for smart celebs. THANKS. You guys are # 1 in the business of # 2.
Michael N, Zappos Customer,
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Overall5Rated 5 stars out of 5
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Harder, better, faster, stronger than I ever went before!
Thanks Zappos...now I'M the Sh-t!
Anonymous, Zappos Customer,
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Overall5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Comfort5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Style5Rated 5 stars out of 5
my SH-T Product from Zappos is the SH-T yo! It works great especially on my #2 after a of chili cheese nachos and beers. I cannot ever imaging parting with my SH-T Product.
Toe K, Zappos Customer,
0 found this review helpful.
Overall5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Comfort1Rated 1 star out of 5
Style5Rated 5 stars out of 5
I don't know why you led me to believe the plunger should be in the toilet... It didn't feel good at all when I sat down!
Dillon J, Zappos Customer,
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Overall5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Comfort5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Style5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Anything that KW dislikes is OK in my book. This product is where his clothing and his opinions belong.
Sarah K, Zappos Customer,
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Overall5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Comfort5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Style5Rated 5 stars out of 5
This Sh-t is Yeenius! What better place to store all your favorite Kanye albums. Just put your Kanye albums in the bowl, pull the handle, and listen to the flow of a lyrical genius going straight down the toilet.
Disclaimer: This product is only compatible with Kanye West merchandise cuz everything else is ungodly sh-t that doesn't deserve to be flushed down this chic throne.
Satisfied C, Zappos Customer,
0 found this review helpful.
Overall5Rated 5 stars out of 5
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Did you hire Kanye to say Sh*t about your Sh*t? He's already showing signs of Dimensh*t, and Oh Sh*t, and Stupid Sh*t, did he TM dis Sh*t? Is plunger included or is that an additional $5k? Sheezeman you cant make this Sh*t up! Hey Mama's boy, Social media Sh*t is forever. Poor little Sh*t has a dad that is a dipSh*t that sells white TeeSh*ts for $200
Anonymous, Zappos Customer,
0 found this review helpful.
Overall5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Comfort5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Style5Rated 5 stars out of 5
This sh*t is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Qkang, Zappos Customer,
0 found this review helpful.
Overall5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Comfort5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Style5Rated 5 stars out of 5
ZAPPOS YOU ROCK! Who'd have thought you'd manage to manufacture an exact replication of King Kanye's 'special spot' beads on a stick. For those with deeper pockets, see the elite-line where the beads are studded in chocolate & yellow diamonds! Drop your trunk like the elite-class do! No pain, no gain! With enough practice, you too can be a huge a-hole!
Peeved P, Zappos Customer,
0 found this review helpful.
Overall5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Comfort5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Style5Rated 5 stars out of 5
This sh-t is da' sh-t!!! All it needs now is Kanye West toilet paper.
Miguel, Zappos Customer,
0 found this review helpful.
Overall5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Comfort5Rated 5 stars out of 5
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Does that come in purple ????
Anonymous, Zappos Customer,
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Overall5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Comfort5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Style5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Best thing I've eve seen on the internet and even I'm a Kanye west fan.
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Shitty Careers
Brittany, Zappos Customer,
0 found this review helpful.
Overall5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Comfort5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Style5Rated 5 stars out of 5
mr. kardashian would order one in gold, with free shipping of course. kudos
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dash
Scott, Zappos Customer,
0 found this review helpful.
Overall5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Comfort5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Style3Rated 3 stars out of 5
Ok, first, this is a workhorse. All day long, my sh_t product takes nothing but sh_t. Once, when the sh_t really hit the fan, I busted out my sh_t product. That sh_t went DOWN smooth, if ya know what I'm saying'. I was on the sh_t list for a while, until my sh_t got itself straight. These are also great if you just want to talk some sh_t with some amigos. Some weekends, I feel so full of sh_t I have to reach for my sh_t product.
Actually, this was my #2 choice, before I bought it, but this thing has helped bust more moves than ex lax. It should have been #1. Maybe it's #1 for you. Available in several colors, but white is the bomb. It goes with almost any style, and is appropriate at any event.
The sizing chart is way off, basically there are two sizes, standard and stretch and only one width, with a high-top style for handicapped folks. For commercial use, there is also a line that is just off the wall, but that's not my style.
I'd also recommend:
Kohler, American Standard, Eljer
Sh_t F, Zappos Customer,
0 found this review helpful.
Overall5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Comfort5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Style5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Thank you Mr. Tony Hsieh for taking on Kayne!!!!!
I'd also recommend:
all things carried by Zappos
Anonymous, Zappos Customer,
0 found this review helpful.
Overall5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Comfort5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Style2Rated 2 stars out of 5
I took the plunge and stepped into some serious sh-t. My water is not blue at all so I am going to have to return it. To add to the sh-t there was a really small man on a boat floating around in mine. This was not as I expected. So back it goes. Love the return policy! As usual the shipping fast and reliable so I rate my overall experience as excellent. BTW I saw some music video thang with a motorcycle...and sht. Now THAT was Sh-t. And I mean sh-t. Ugh.
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Kittens
Susan, Zappos Customer,
0 found this review helpful.
Overall5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Comfort5Rated 5 stars out of 5
Style5Rated 5 stars out of 5
This is the PERFECT Christmas gift for my big bootie fiance! Thank you Zappos!
Anonymous, Zappos Customer,
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