Customer Reviews Zappos.com Gear Sh-t Product

You claim to stock the best sh-t products around, but where are your leather jogging pants? Where is the Yeezus couture man-skirt? You need to spend less time catering to these average sh-t product buying customers and pay more attention to the delusional genius narcissists looking for specialty sh-t products.

If you missed the chance to be the first to roll out a s-x tape with your wife, then you can TOTALLY be the first person in your home to own a Sh-t product. Highly Recommended!

Yo, that is some expensive sh-t you sell on yo site! But my bro Kanye told me u need enough suction to clear his obstruction. When what comes outa yo mouth is full of it, you should always go for the product for sh-t. Kanye told me he is disappointed that fo the price there is no gold trim or vibrator setting.

This sh-t product is far better than the douche bags I bought off of Kanye West. Kanye's douche bags are cheap and really fall apart quickly, but this sh-t is off the chain!

Brilliant. You win the internet today. Tell us what you are doing to focus on humanity.

All up in your Sh-t!!! Go Zappos!!!

Instructions unclear. Got sh-t stuck in ceiling fan.

I see you other reviewers, and I know it's your turn to speak...but I'm taking your mic so I can be heard. Get off my stage!!! Okay, here goes: You know, I first I thought my sh-t product was gonna be corny . . . huh, that was nuts!! Me and my sh-t product have been having a blast! Shipping was, as always, quick as lightning, but I was first kinda worried because of the late registration. Thanks Zappos for pushing hard to get me my sh-t product! The 365-day return guarantee is reassuring in case it's not as sh-tty as the description claims. I don't ever send sh-t back though. I just get new sh-t two, sometimes three times a day. Depends on how many croissants the waitress brings me.

hen I first saw this sh-t, I said, yes, it's a luxury item, but then again isn't Sh-t worth it? In fact. this is the finest Sh-t I have ever seen. The handle isn't made of real gold, but it is real yellow, and that's almost as good. Besides, what do you expect for the price. Pros: 1. This Sh-t gets rid of Sh-t better than any other sh-t you've ever seen. 2. Better than Shine-ola. There's a clear difference. Cons: None.

When it All Falls Down, Zappos' Sh-t product makes it all come back up!

I didn't realize how much Sh-t I had! This product seriously saved my a$$. If not for this Sh-t product, my whole basement might be unlivable! THANKS ZAPPOS FOR SAVING THE DAY.. Yet again! #productthatkeepsongiving :)

This Sh*t product is the sh*t!! So Stylin'. If you want to make sure everyone knows you're the sh*t, this is definitely the ticket. It's even inspired artists! See - "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Sh*t" and "Yeezus, that's disgusting" for starters.

I think zappos is the sh-t! Tony does so much for downtown Vegas he's the sh-t!! Kanye is just sh-t. He wants to be the sh-t but will always be just sh-t!! Lol!

Guys are awesome!!!! Love your shoes!!!!

Dis joint ain't just "a sh-t" product it is "the sh-t!" See what I did there? 57-year-old white dude going all fer shizzle up in the place

This is the best sh-t product ever. Kanye should buy the first one since we all know he's full of sh-t and the price is what he would spend on a pair of socks.

Zappos, I'd love to help you sell sh-t products! Get in touch!

When I typed "sh-t product" into the search field I was looking for an overpriced plain white tee. You can imagine my joy when I stumbled upon this true sh-t product in all its glory. What a spectacular find, and just in time for the holiday shopping season!

Ima let you finish, but Yeezy's baby mama has a line at Sears. No sh-t product there, friends.

TOO HSIEH ! WHAT'S THAT SH-T ON YOUR FACE KANYE ?

I enjoyed listening to the flush of this product. It reminded me of someone's music career.

I thought I ordered the sh*tiest product on the net when I ordered this, then I heard Kanye's last album. I was robbed, his sh*t is much sh*tier than yours.

AWEEESOME!!

I think this Zappos!!!!