Customer Reviews Zappos.com Gear Sh-t Product

Man, this is by far the best sh*t I've purchased all year. Thanks Jezzy for the recommendeezy. Shipping was crazy fast too! I hit "send" on my order after breakfast, and it was at my door by lunch! Come to think of it, that was kind of creepy, but whatevs. From now on, whenever I think of sh*t products, 2 things will come to mind--Zappos and KWest. Because one IS the sh*t, and one is full of sh*t.

Watch The Throne

Omg I love my new throne. I feel so fancy its great for everyday use. I'm so impressed I'm holding all my business meetings here.

I love this Sh-t.. In fact I drop a KW at least twice a day. Goes down on the first flush and never backs up. Thanks Zappos!

Imma let you speak but, Zappos has the best sh*t products of all time. Peace.

This Sh-t is even better than Fendi leather jogging pants. Jus sayin'.

You know what would go good with this product? Some fish sticks. Thanks Zappos!

It look like perfect size for most people but Kayne will need a larger size to accommodate all the crap he produces. Well done Zappos. Well done.

Thank You so Much for this great Sh-t gear! It was perfect for helping me get all of the Kanye West Sh-t down the toilet!

Zappos is the Poo.

I'm sh-tting on this issue,getting ready to get the tissue and I'm cleaning up the issue.

You claim to stock the best sh-t products around, but where are your leather jogging pants? Where is the Yeezus couture man-skirt? You need to spend less time catering to these average sh-t product buying customers and pay more attention to the delusional genius narcissists looking for specialty sh-t products.

If you missed the chance to be the first to roll out a s-x tape with your wife, then you can TOTALLY be the first person in your home to own a Sh-t product. Highly Recommended!

Yo, that is some expensive sh-t you sell on yo site! But my bro Kanye told me u need enough suction to clear his obstruction. When what comes outa yo mouth is full of it, you should always go for the product for sh-t. Kanye told me he is disappointed that fo the price there is no gold trim or vibrator setting.

This sh-t product is far better than the douche bags I bought off of Kanye West. Kanye's douche bags are cheap and really fall apart quickly, but this sh-t is off the chain!

Brilliant. You win the internet today. Tell us what you are doing to focus on humanity.

All up in your Sh-t!!! Go Zappos!!!

Instructions unclear. Got sh-t stuck in ceiling fan.

I see you other reviewers, and I know it's your turn to speak...but I'm taking your mic so I can be heard. Get off my stage!!! Okay, here goes: You know, I first I thought my sh-t product was gonna be corny . . . huh, that was nuts!! Me and my sh-t product have been having a blast! Shipping was, as always, quick as lightning, but I was first kinda worried because of the late registration. Thanks Zappos for pushing hard to get me my sh-t product! The 365-day return guarantee is reassuring in case it's not as sh-tty as the description claims. I don't ever send sh-t back though. I just get new sh-t two, sometimes three times a day. Depends on how many croissants the waitress brings me.

hen I first saw this sh-t, I said, yes, it's a luxury item, but then again isn't Sh-t worth it? In fact. this is the finest Sh-t I have ever seen. The handle isn't made of real gold, but it is real yellow, and that's almost as good. Besides, what do you expect for the price. Pros: 1. This Sh-t gets rid of Sh-t better than any other sh-t you've ever seen. 2. Better than Shine-ola. There's a clear difference. Cons: None.

When it All Falls Down, Zappos' Sh-t product makes it all come back up!

I didn't realize how much Sh-t I had! This product seriously saved my a$$. If not for this Sh-t product, my whole basement might be unlivable! THANKS ZAPPOS FOR SAVING THE DAY.. Yet again! #productthatkeepsongiving :)

This Sh*t product is the sh*t!! So Stylin'. If you want to make sure everyone knows you're the sh*t, this is definitely the ticket. It's even inspired artists! See - "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Sh*t" and "Yeezus, that's disgusting" for starters.

I think zappos is the sh-t! Tony does so much for downtown Vegas he's the sh-t!! Kanye is just sh-t. He wants to be the sh-t but will always be just sh-t!! Lol!

Guys are awesome!!!! Love your shoes!!!!