Customer Reviews Zappos.com Gear Sh-t Product

The delivery driver showed up with my package from Zappos and I had a Sh-t eating grin! I read the other reviews and I figured they were a crock of Sh-t and for the pretty penny I paid for this - this had better be the Sh-t or my wife would have me in deep Sh-t! This is specifically geared for the person that doesn't know Sh-t. I expected to use this to get my Sh-t together but it provided so much more! Initially, I didn't know if this was Sh-t or shinola - but this is definitely a Sh-t product. I opened the box and I have to admit, I was scared Sh-tless. The directions were a bit overwhelming and I thought I was up Sh-t creek. I almost Sh-t a brick! I had no choice but to call a few Sh-t for brains friends over to assist with the project before the Sh-t hit the fan. They wanted to hold the tools and stand around and bullsh-t... at first, I was just shooting the sh-t but after a while I told them to Sh-t of get off the pot! Finally, I looked at my watch and said "Holy Sh-t! Look at the time! Do you guys want to knock this sh-t off!" and the resounding answer was "Does a bear Sh-t in the woods"... and in a flash, we had the little Sh-t assembled. Then I realized that we had the plunger in backwards... oh well, Sh-t happens. I've had this Sh-t up and running for a few days now and I've put it through it's paces and I've got to admit, it's one tough Sh-t! (I don't want to get on anyone's Sh-t list but it's a little overpriced)

Zappos. You just got yourself a fan for life. This is hands down the most epic Sh-t product ever.

Awesome product Zappos, you did it again! I found the perfect gift for someone who does sh-t and would love some sh-t to unclog that pea-size brain!

Kanye should but a few for Christmas presents!

I love this sh-t!!! The best ever!!

I was going to review this using only lyrics from Kanye West songs, but then I realized that D-nozzle had 349 published songs when I Googled it. Has anyone listened to this much sh-t? And will his girlfriends butt even fit on this? But more importantly, is it overpriced and gaudy? That's a shoo-in for a style thumbs up from the Black Skinhead.

Best product ever my a$$ no longer falls a sleep since I've been setting on this beauty! What was really awesome is the free 6 pack of Kanye T.P. that came with it. Best stuff ever to wipe my ass with! I just wanna know where I can get more!

What the heck! I ordered this sh-t product and when it arrived the box was full of Kanye West albums! Technically, I suppose I received what I ordered.

I had to send my first Sh-t product back because it already had a 'ye floating in it ... kinda disgusting. They replaced it right away. Very good customer service. Fast shipping and returns. a +++

Keep up the awesome service guys!

Zappos FTW!

This is the "Good life"

This product is complete sh-t

Zappos. I can count on YOU for all the Sh-t I need! Thanks Zappos!

This sh-t is genus...ginius...sometimes I can't spell genius.

Fantastic product! Could do without the douchenozzle though...

10 out of 10: It's the Sh-t.

LOL Kanye West 0 v Tony Hsieh 1!!

Thank goodness zappos has such awesome fast delivery because when you need the gear sh-t product, you need it really fast! Thanks zappos! PS I have ordered lots of non sh-t products from zappos in the past and love the great prices and customer service. :)

I have nothing! Laughing so hard I sh!t! Thankfully I buy your product so it's not as horrible as it was Bound 2 be if I didn't!

Zappos wins. Hands down.

Zappos...please sell this for real and give the money to this sh-t organization! http://worldtoiletday.org/

Easy to double fist, and get a great pump going. Good for My Beautiful Dark Twisted poops. Not a Blueprint product, created behind the scenes in the 90's. Hopefully we won't see a College Dropout version of this, with Louis Vuitton emblazoned on it. With a little practice and sweat, you can also pump out some Slow Jamz sh-t beats. Fair warning, too much use and your hands may feel like they're on the cover of a 2006 Rolling Stone covered in thorns. But, Imma let you finish your business....

Kanye sells sh*t products.

When I need to drop a yay, I know I can always trust the sh-ttiest product on the market... Zappos' Sh*t Product. It's got me out of some real jams. I once had a Fatburger in Chicago that turned my bowels inside out... I ran to the restroom and was shocked to find that they were using Pastelle Clothing and G.O.O.D deadstock as toilet paper... I couldn't bring myself to wipe my a$$ with that level of cheapness so I rushed home and there, shining like the gates of heaven, was my Zappos Sh-t Product... You don't need to be a delusional self absorbed egomaniac with borderline sociopathic traits who's money has bought him nothing but an automated blow up doll who seeks nothing but talentless fame to own one of these bad boys... The Sh-t Product is for everyone!