Customer Reviews Zappos.com Gear Sh-t Product

Can it handle a turd the size of Kanye?

What a great sh*t product! Fantastic 5 stars. Bound 2 flush lots of sh*t on this thing!

I wish your Sh-t product was affordable. I could really use one right about now.

Zappos wanted to deliver this sh-t product to my office but I told them, I only take my sh-t at home.

Dat Sh-T product is DA BOMB! I programmed some Kanye lyrics to play each time it flushes so now when I have a party people hear Sh-t like "N- n- now..I need you to hurry up now, 'cause I can't wait much longer..." Kanye be like "Do anybody make real Sh-t anymore?" Well, I know the answer to that! They definitely do thanks to Tony Hsieh and his Sh-t products. I cannot wait for Christmas so I can get me some mo'

Kanye is king! Buy a replica of his throne!

I think I'll buy one for myself and send the other one to Mr. West since he obviously loves your products so much too to give y'all some free advertising!

Given a choice between this and a West recording.... This is only 50% as much of a sh-t product as a West recording.

before today, I haven't bought Sh*t from Zappos.com But Since Kanyezzus told me about Zappos.com selling Sh*t Products, my house is full of sh*t thanks to their one day shipping. Overall 5***** on the Sh*t they sell at Zappos.com!

Zappos 1 Piece of sh-t racist no 2! Literally and figuratively!!

Oh... the humanity...

I'mma let you finish, but Zappos, is your sh-t product a creative genius like ME? Can you spell genius? I only can half the time, which makes me Hesus. Or Geezus. Or something like that....I'd ask my baby mama, but she doesn't spell very well, either. Anyway, my sh-t will dominate your sh-t product.

you guys ROCK!!!

#epic

The irony is that this $100,000 sh-t product would be the death of Kanye. Like Narcissus, he would fall in love with his reflection in the toilet water, try to make out with himself and drown in the process. A fitting end if you ask me.

This sh-t right here!!!! This sh-t is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!!!!

Yeezus. That's gonna be a two flusher

Excellent product. I ordered 4 to give away during the holidays.

I found the perfect storage space for my Kanye West CD's! It works like a charm!

Believe it or not, these are actually not very sh-t! I ordered my pair last week and they arrived yesterday, a total of 4 business days in transit, not bad. It actually arrived at my house in 3 days and I didn't understand why they left a door tag. Then I went to pick it up the next day and I discovered it was too big to fit in my little coupe. I borrowed my friend's pickup and brought it home. Unwrapping it, I was stunned at the amazing build quality- this is truly innovative. It brings white back in style. The beautifully finished porcelain shone under the light. There was a lot of foam blocks to hold it in place, and I had to do some assembly of the top and the bottom parts, but it didn't take very long. I put my foot in it and to my surprise, it felt great! Although it was a little loose, it didn't make too big of a problem. This is great to wear to events such as parties or formal meetings with the CEO of Zappos. Pros: -High quality finish -Great sturdy materials -Revolutionizes shoe industry -Feels great on foot -One size fits all. Even if its slightly too big, it works out fine. -Included FREE GOODIES! I got a plunger hat, which completes my Sunday outfit, and also a high quality toilet paper scarf. It has a great texture to it, and I look forward to using it in the winter cold days! Cons: -Only one. I was hoping to get a pair, but oh well I guess I could just wear a different "sh-t product by Zappos" -No water included. I was disappointed that it didn't include the water that was pictured in the pictures. I'm calling Zappos tonight to request a partial refund because it wasn't as described.

If used correctly, this Zappos.com Gear Sh-t Product will bring years of satisfaction, unlike Kanye's music and behavior. Good for Tony and Zappos for seeing through Kanye's egotistical rantings and unprofessional business dealings! By the way, the plunger doubles as a mic for you aspiring singers!

HA HA!! That is a WIN! You're the sh*t, while Kayne is just sh*t!

My god! This totally blew my Sh-t outta of me. I'm so glad someone finally made this. I been having problems going for a while now but after getting this I can Sh-t anytime. Thanks you Zappos. Thanks you Yeeebuzzz. Ummmm hummm!

Wow Zappos, you've out done yourselves this time. I have been a faithful costumer for years and you have never disappointed. You cater to everyone, not just the "elite". Next time I need to figure out how to get my s--t together, I will def know where to go. Who else can say that? Awesome! I'll be home for Christmas purchases. Faithful Follower, K. Osborne

I purchased this sh-t product from here because I was getting really fed up and tired of seeing & hearing all the sh-t product Yeezus All Mighty was offering. His sh-t product just stunk. It just seemed like he tried to corner the market on producing sh-t product so I was really glad to see someone other than the self-proclaimed king of the {ceramic} throne also offering a comparable sh-t product. Sorry KW, you no longer own the patent on producing sh-t product!