Customer Reviews Zappos.com Gear Sh-t Product

Believe it or not, these are actually not very sh-t! I ordered my pair last week and they arrived yesterday, a total of 4 business days in transit, not bad. It actually arrived at my house in 3 days and I didn't understand why they left a door tag. Then I went to pick it up the next day and I discovered it was too big to fit in my little coupe. I borrowed my friend's pickup and brought it home. Unwrapping it, I was stunned at the amazing build quality- this is truly innovative. It brings white back in style. The beautifully finished porcelain shone under the light. There was a lot of foam blocks to hold it in place, and I had to do some assembly of the top and the bottom parts, but it didn't take very long. I put my foot in it and to my surprise, it felt great! Although it was a little loose, it didn't make too big of a problem. This is great to wear to events such as parties or formal meetings with the CEO of Zappos. Pros: -High quality finish -Great sturdy materials -Revolutionizes shoe industry -Feels great on foot -One size fits all. Even if its slightly too big, it works out fine. -Included FREE GOODIES! I got a plunger hat, which completes my Sunday outfit, and also a high quality toilet paper scarf. It has a great texture to it, and I look forward to using it in the winter cold days! Cons: -Only one. I was hoping to get a pair, but oh well I guess I could just wear a different "sh-t product by Zappos" -No water included. I was disappointed that it didn't include the water that was pictured in the pictures. I'm calling Zappos tonight to request a partial refund because it wasn't as described.

If used correctly, this Zappos.com Gear Sh-t Product will bring years of satisfaction, unlike Kanye's music and behavior. Good for Tony and Zappos for seeing through Kanye's egotistical rantings and unprofessional business dealings! By the way, the plunger doubles as a mic for you aspiring singers!

HA HA!! That is a WIN! You're the sh*t, while Kayne is just sh*t!

My god! This totally blew my Sh-t outta of me. I'm so glad someone finally made this. I been having problems going for a while now but after getting this I can Sh-t anytime. Thanks you Zappos. Thanks you Yeeebuzzz. Ummmm hummm!

Wow Zappos, you've out done yourselves this time. I have been a faithful costumer for years and you have never disappointed. You cater to everyone, not just the "elite". Next time I need to figure out how to get my s--t together, I will def know where to go. Who else can say that? Awesome! I'll be home for Christmas purchases. Faithful Follower, K. Osborne

I purchased this sh-t product from here because I was getting really fed up and tired of seeing & hearing all the sh-t product Yeezus All Mighty was offering. His sh-t product just stunk. It just seemed like he tried to corner the market on producing sh-t product so I was really glad to see someone other than the self-proclaimed king of the {ceramic} throne also offering a comparable sh-t product. Sorry KW, you no longer own the patent on producing sh-t product!

Kanye needs one!

I just want to say that the "Kanye Little Weenie Plunger" is some seriously good sh-t. Combined with the "Kim Big Bottom Toilet" (sold separately), this makes a perfect combo for the efficient disposal of post-holiday meals and/or trashy celebrities. Sometimes current American culture deserves and needs a truly good flush. Thanks, Zappos!

Holy sh-t. I love you guys.

As always, Zappos you ROCK!

There's no need to improve on classic style. Some sh-t products have seat warmers and fancy lights, but I'm just glad to have clean and functional. Note: Paper product sold separately.

Couldn't have lived without this Sh-t product best thing out there!

I just want to say that the "Kanye Little Weenie Plunger" is some seriously good sh-t. Combined with the "Kim Big Bottom Toilet" (sold separately), this makes a perfect combo for the efficient disposal of post-holiday meals and/or trashy celebrities. Sometimes current American culture deserves and needs a truly good flush. Thanks, Zappos!

#1 recommended product for rappers with diarrhea of the mouth Bound 2 updated lyrics: After all these long @ss reviews I'm tired, you tired, YEEZUS WEPT Tony Sheih's in the house, watch your mouth Tony Sheih's in the house, watch your mouth

I think Zappos missed the boat on the design aspect of this sh-t product... it should have Kanye West's pathetic sh-t face on that sh-t product to make it authentic! I seriously would order a bunch of them just to have my sh-t on Kanye's face!!

Best product ever!!

Hilarious response to a spoiled infantile "star." Bravo!

To ensure I was getting the best value for my Sh-t Product, I searched Amazon to compare prices. When I searched for "Sh-t Product" on Amazon, I only got results for Kanye West CDs. In any case,eagerly await my new Sh-t Product from Zappos! Love the bright yellow handle for easy location during late night, jalapeno induced emergencies.

This must be a product only for the Gods. Since Kanye is a god.

So much better than being stuck with Kardashian sh-t for the rest of your life...

Why you flushing good SH_T down the toilet anyway?

I received your Sh-t Product as a gift. Unfortunately, I had to give it away to my stupid neighbor. I'm sure it would've worked out beautifully for me if I had any Kanye music or memorabilia to fill it.

Is the plunger include and does it qualify for free shipping? LOL Kudos Zappos!

Wow! This Sh-t product just blew my mind. I mean, I own a lot of sh-t, But after seeing it I knew immediately that this was the sh-t I was looking for. I am glad to say that my collection of sh-t is finally complete.

This toilet reminds me of where we need to put Kanye West and his SH-T MUSIC... GREAT PRODUCT!!!!!