Customer Reviews Zappos.com Gear Sh-t Product

You guys just changed the game!

Sadly to say. . . I had to give 1 star on comfort. Maybe it will fit more comfortable up Kanye's A$$, and he will give it a 5-star on Comfort!! Excellent handle design! "Ribbed" for Kanye's Pleasure. Heck, maybe it will 'loosen' him up and not whine.. WTG Zappos

I just logged into UPS to track my Sh-t and noticed that my Sh-t was on the way. Wow. That Sh-t came fast. I must admit, I'm not really prepared for this fancy ass Sh-t. I mean my old Sh-t is still in the bathroom and I don't know how to get it out. Nothing worse than getting new Sh-t while your old Sh-t is still there. I called a plumber this morning to see if he had any tips/tricks for removing my old Sh-t. He just hung up on me.... Mean-o. Anyway, so anyone else have some advice / tips / strategy for removing my old Sh-t? I mean, can I just yank that Sh-t out? Someone suggested I reach out to Kanye. However, he is obviously full Sh-t, so I doubt he can help. Thanks for selling this Sh-t! Can't find Sh-t like this anywhere else ! And, I'm really fired out about this fancy @ss new Sh-t and I can't wait to get it installed so I can take a famous Sh-t. -- Scott T.

Five star rating overly generous, I'm still waitin' on my damn croissants.

Is this sponsored by the Yeezus tour.....

Guys, I know Kanye's words were hurtful, but if anybody is an undeniable expert on sh-t products it is him. From his "music" to his stage shows to his choice of offspring incubator, he knows sh-t inside and out. So, if he has recognized the stench of his own imprimatur on your products, I don't know how you can argue with such deep and long practiced expertise. Of course, the sh-t between his ears may also be clouding his judgment ...

WOW! Only $100k for Kanye's special "My $h!t don't stink!!!" model! Sign me up!

The best thing about purchasing this sh-t product: Free Shipping!

So much better than the holes in the ground we use in Thailand - I can assure you that we appreciate this Sh-t product very much.

what a great sh-t product. After reading the reviews of the sh-t, it took a load off my mind about purchasing it. Sh-t is sh-t where ever you go but sometimes new sh-t smells better. Zappos making a splash in the the sh-t space is a breath of fresh air. The Zappos sh-t product is a place where you can stew over your thoughts and get clarity, read the paper or favorite article, play Candy Crush or hide to release some pressure. You won't be flushing any money away with this sh-t. Your wad of bills can be rolled up and used a decorative piece to cover the sh-t. So many uses, this is a bargain at any price. Thanks Zappos

This product worked great for the intended use. However when I tried it on Kanye's face it did not work. That pie hole was so packed with sh-t I had to call in the professionals.

Zappos is the $hit!

I mean to be honest, you guys do have a lot of sh**ty shoes... ijs.

Are you sh-tting me, this product INCLUDES the plunger? GENIUS! ZAPPOS is the sh-t!

That thing is the Sh_t

This was a genius response to that a$$ who calls himself a genius! As he has compared himself to God, this must be Kanye's throne. So fitting for the a$$ he is. Just Beautiful!

Yo! Yo! I've had this product for about a week now Yo and I've got to say its comfortable Yo! I can read my favorite Beyonce news while sitting in style Yo! Seriously Yo! You must try this Sh-t out! I invited my friends from congress over and they said this was the SH-T Yo!! Those guys know what they are talking about when it comes to the SH-T!

As he so often has, Mr. West turned me on to this excellent sh_t product. Thanks Zappos.com and thanks Kanye for the sh_t products you create!

Zappos, where's the ecumenical product line? My style is more like, "Holy Sh-t!"

Now this is what I call G-E-N-I-U-S!!!! I appreciate sh-t products over shi-ty videos.

This is the BEST sh-t product I've owned. I use it whenever I'm diggin' for things that aren't gold.

Zappos has always been #1 in my book for sh*t shopping! They always provide superior sh*t! Thank you!

Great product, just missing the big turd , K. West!

Kanye has nothing on Zappos. I have a closet full of "sh-t"products from Zappos and I LOVE it. More please! On a side note, I would NEVER wear Kanye West's crap product even if you paid me.

Make sure you flush twice. It's a long way to Kayne's recording studio. #wellplayed