Customer Reviews Zappos.com Gear Sh-t Product

Zappos, way to keep it classy!!! You guys are awesome! This shmuck comes out in his little-boy boxers, throwing punches, and you have decisively slapped the fool back into his corner. Thanks for the laugh!

Customer for life now!

Zappos, your photo is misleading, I thought the toilet was included with the Sh-t Product, so imagine my disappointment when it arrived! Kanye personally delivered it, too, but I told him "Yeezus, get back on your motorcycle with your naked girlfriend and Sh-t Product, I don't want it". Of course, when I called Zappos to complain, you made me a VIP bc you guys are the BEST and have amazing Sh-t Products! Imma let this one slide, Zappos. Also, the price is a little whack. Just Sayin.

When my sister had her gall bladder removed she started making huge poops. Our toilet got clogged and we had no where to defecate or urinate. We were in deep sh*t! We didn't know what to do but luckily I logged onto the internet and saw an article about some... angry rapper dude. He was saying that Zappos had sh*t products. Lo and behold he wasn't sh*tting. I purchased this product and it worked like a charm. It's truly amazing and it looks fab in the throne room. It's so functional and stylish. Don't end up up sh*t creek, get one today!

Go hard Tony! I love this product even though the seat is a little small for my sloppy seconds!

Imma let it slide, but I am totes annoyed you didn't ship the toilet with your sh-t product! Your photo is misleading. You can imagine my surprise when Kanye hand delivered to my home. I was all "get your sh-t outta here Kanye, there's no toilet! Get back on your motorcycle with your naked fiancée and leave me alone ! ". Of course I called zappos and complained. They immediately made me a VIP and took back that sh-t for free, zappos rules.

I have had major constipation lately and figured the best cure had to be Kanye West's music, since he has had diarrhea of the mouth for years. So I Googled SH-T product, since it was the most accurate description of his new CD and Google brought me to Zappos. I was so intrigued by the SH-T product that I bought one and decided to pirate the Kanye songs, since they were not worth anything more than a laugh. While I did feel that the SH-T product was a little pricy, it worked wonders at unclogging my toilet, after I fell ill listening to the Kanye song. Thank you, Zappos!

I have been a Zappos VIP for a while now and I have to say that this product has left a sh-t eating grin on my face! :) I give it 5 stars for originality and the timing of its delivery is, as always, perfect! Thank you, Zappos! You never let me down!!!

I am the real Rico Diego ak-47 shiite mafia recordz clive davis family affiliated & I endorse this amazing Zappos product 100% this Zappos toilet sh-t product is the ish!

Yo Zappos, I'm really happy for you, I'mma let you finish but my bathroom had one of the best sh-ts of all time. One of the best sh-ts of all time!

Can't say enough about the great Sh_t line!! Always great for getting rid of unwanted waste and really helps me when I am Bound up and need to get rid of a #2!

My Uncle Paul would tell us about a game he would play as a child, Monster Rain. Monster Rain and Kayne West's new video have something in common, they both suck.

Sticks and stones. Kanye is just jealous of your success, ethical view towards your workforce and your loyal customer base. Why don't you send him a plaque engraved with your company philosophy for Christmas? Assuming he can actually read, it might just soften his heart. Better yet, send his wife a gift certificate for clothing so she can wear something tasteful for a change.

This sh-t product is perfect for helping those extra servings of fish sticks disappear. Do you like fish sticks?

This particular model really fits the bill for when it comes to sh*t products. It handles all you can throw at it and keeps coming back for more. This product generally gets the most use when Kanye or Kim are on TV flaunting their "love". My only complaint was that one time Kanye actually tried to interrupt me like he did Taylor. He said something about "yo, i like you and all but your sh*t will never be as good as Beyonce's sh*t...." I asked him to let me finish and we could get it on twitter and ask for a "sh*t smackdown"

First off, it's much Stronger than my original unit. It is also useful in my day to day profession as a Golddigger. It has certainly added to my already Good Life. It's very simple to operate: despite the fact that I am a College Dropout, I can still use this item with ease. Thank Yeezus. ps: once it's past it's useful life, I will use the base as part of my Halloween Costume. Next year, I am going as a Black Skinhead.

I can vouch for the value of this product, though mine was considerably cheaper fifteen years ago. Maybe this model has more of an architected (new word from Harvard speaker this week) design however. That alone adds to the cost! If you are just buying your first home, you need this product. If not pleased with it, Zappos has an excellent return policy.

You rock Zappos! Some people (aka Kanye West) think that money buys class, but they are the ones wearing sh-t product. :)

Finally I didn't need to run to Home Depot to buy and lug a Sh-t product home. Zappos delivered it to my door. Great product and delivery time. Can't live without it. Always love Zappos. Great company with diversity of products.

WOW! I already loved your company after hearing your Culture Evangelist speak at a conference last month. But this is just great! I love it!

At first I was concerned about the size. I mean, I usually have trouble finding these in my size. But I couldn't be more happy with the fit and the best thing is I've been getting looks everywhere I go. At the gym, in the office, at the store. Its almost like there's no place I could go and not get looks. Sh-t products for life.

I don't see my size in stock! I got an XXL coming in hot. I am in quite a quandary here.

Wow Zappos! I was skeptical at first, what with the hefty price tag and all, however, this was well worth every penny spent! My old was acting up; which was probably due to my teenagers junk food binging. (They had tickets to go see some Kanye guy, however he canceled his Columbus, OH show with no reschedule, and they were so upset!)Thanks for getting this shipped out so fast, and for free at that! It really goes with the d cor in our room!

Mr. west is a bum. He produces no useful merchandise. He marriage is a joke. He doesn't have the credentials to pan any product. especially a successful business enterprise.

The perfect accessory to, and destination for, all your Kanye West products. If, after watching excessive amounts of trashy reality tv, you have a headache and your guts are bound too; this top-notch piece of design will be a great place to display the dump you've architected. The life of this product can be extended significantly if you only use it for #2. To use your baby momma as a receptacle for #1, just keep a camera handy. This is the only throne to watch! Bam.