Customer Reviews Zappos.com Gear Sh-t Product

I will bet that Kanye would love to take a seat on this toilet...

I was referred here by K. West, maybe you've heard of him. He said you had the best sh-t products, and if anyone knows what a purely sh-tty product is, it's K. West.

For that Price, include a Pourri spray willya?

While I wasn't impressed with the style of this sh-t product, I did appreciate the price tag. A local charity ran out of sh-t product donations, so I was happy to help. I ordered 2 of these bad boys and donated them. Thanks for helping me give 2 sh-ts Zappos!

Overall, it's an awesome item. The comfort? Well for someone it might feel a bit awkward. Style? This product has a lot of style and class. I'd say this is an awesome product for its intended purpose! Maybe it'll put an end to a sh-t talker.

I don't even have one but boy do I want one for Christmas! Hint hint!

Wish Kanye's career would hurry up and flush down the toilet. Then he can buy his own inspired product to try to pull his lame talent and big mouth back out of the bowl.

Perfect fit for egotistical individual. He can use it standing on his head or sitting down with a fame W**** on his lap.

Now this is the kind of sh__t I like to see on Zappos! Why, even loud mouthed, no talent, nutcase rappers could enjoy this product. Keep up the good work!

Can I have one with Kayne West face as a target on the inside? Like the fly we see in urinals worldwide...

This S--t product is completely useful, especially for cleaning up and pushing some corny s--t that is Bound 2 clog up otherwise normally functions.

I have to say I couldn't be happier with this product. I ran into it accidentally while doing a search in Google for products to clear up my toilet after a specially heavy incident of diarrhea I had last week. having used a plunger, 3 family-sized bottles of Drano and a couple of vials of perchloric acid I had still been unable to clear up the clog in my toilet ...and having only one bathroom at home I really needed to free up my beautiful porcelain throne ! Well, lo and behold, I ran into this beauty. I gave it only a single, gentle plunge and out came the toughest, stinkiest sh-t I have ever seen. My whole diarrhea, a couple of far older, harder pieces of feces and, even more incredible, far tougher sh-t to get rid of, like the complete Kanye West discography (which had been seriously clogging my toilet and leaving it with an incredibly unpleasant noise that would just not go away - oh, no, wait, those were Kanye's songs) was suddenly flushed away from my beautiful toilet. I am so thankful to you Zappos, thank you, thank you very much for freeing my incredible porcelain throne from such hideous sh-t !!! I am, like always a very satisfied Zappos customer. Forever in your debt,

Love the colorway!!!

I'm loving this, and I can't wait for the Kanye-inspired douchebag.

Come and meet me in the bathroom stalllllll And show me why you deserve to have it allllll Ball so hard This sh-t cray!!!

Perfect gift for the potty mouth in your life! Actually I think KK should pick this up for the man in her life & better yet get him one for every bathroom in the house so he can have not one seat but SEVERAL!!

this is the most amazing product ever. so i spent my life saving on this toilet made out of fine ceramic marble cut from the same planet as superman only to be melted down and merged with simple crystalized rock. when this toilet came in the mail i couldnt wait for it because i have been eating beans and mexican all day anticipating the delivery date. as i unboxed the toilet i was almost blinded by the crystal i quickly carried this suprisingly lightweight toilet to my restroom removed my old one and installed it took about 10 minuites with its manual couldnt wait to rush to get my magazines and iphone to the restroom as i unzipped my pants and placed my butt on this fine piece of marble i couldnt help but notice how durable the seat is beign my wife broke our toilet seat a couple of times. As each SH-T dropped I heared a sweet serenade from the water. as my wife gets home she discovered i used to life saving on the toilet so now everytime my children cry and we dont have any money to buy food i just tell em.."look at this toilet seat specially made out of rock cut out of superman's planet" thank you zapoos you also saved me 5 dollars by including the tissue paper thank you zappos.

With sh-t products like this offered on its site I am proud to be a zappos customer for life. You keep up that sh-t Zappos, it made my day to see that a--hole humiliated even if he is too stupid to even realize it. And thanks also for the excellent product and service over the years I have been buying from you.

Kanye Who?

Perfect Throne for the Black Jesus! sharingod com

Super product..just a bit small for Kanye's mouth!

Unfortunately, I had to return the item after I realized I could spend the $100K on something a little more valuable than a plunger. But I told my friend Kanye about this product and he'll probably get a few! He's really into spending a sh-t ton of money on sh-tty stuff, including his own sturdy plastic. What's her name... Kim?

Illegally downloaded Yeezus, and immediately flushed it! I formatted my hard drive, but the smell won't go away. Got an air freshener to go with this?

The best s-ht product ever. Zappos I heart you. I'd like to ship one to Kanye's house for Christmas.

Saw this Sh-t product online and could not wait to get my hands on one! Zappos had it delivered to me in no time and let me tell you this baby is one stylish piece of Sh-t product. More stylish than Kanye and Kim put together, more class than both their families put together and much better looking than their ugly mugs. I love mine so much that I'm using it 2-3 times a day. All I can says is Thumbs up for the best Sh-t product I have seen in a looong time! Zappos you have a customer for life!