Customer Reviews Zappos.com Gear Sh-t Product

This Is the GREATEST! I use to have trouble getting all my sh-t down. Now I can release all the sh-t I want and it's going down someone's pipe. Thank you Zappos!

Do these come in different widths and colors.? I think I need a wide one with brown leather so it doesn't show the um, dirt.

if it is sh-t don't buy! other wise west should shut his mouth, got enough crap from that jerk off!

I ordered this product mainly because of the styling in the first photo and the price tag. It took about 9 days to finally come to my doorstep. Upon opening and throwing out the box, A very angry homeless man punched me in the nose and told me to call him sally and how me throwing out the box was a waste of a home. Anyways, I assembled the toilet and noticed the plunger was not in the center of the toilet! Not only that, the plunger was not even in the packaging! I now mainly use this toilet for driving in the H.O.V lane ( those cops watch close )and using up my groupon's. Ps, bad grandpa- great movie highly recommended. Bottom line, if you plan on using this toilet for nature walks, watching the notebook or just a romantic drive down the beach, this is the right one for you.

So I purchased this Item and was disapointed to find the matching pair missing from the box. Furthermore, contrary to my expectations this product is not one size fits all as I am an 8 and can barely get my foot in the hole. Needless to say I will be filling out a return request immediately. Perhaps I'll check out a Kardashiaitter over at Target later.

I tried to flush some Kanye and it got clogged, nowhere in the description did it say douche bags weren't flushable. Imma give this plunger another try...

The product came to me for after 2 weeks. I needed to SH*T for after a day or two, but the product came late. Zappos! Imma let you finish... but this SH*T is the best SH*T product of all time!

The only thing better would have been to have a "pile" of Kanyuck's CD's in the toilet...right?!

First I would like to say that Zappos is usually pretty good about offering their customers a wide variety of sh*t products. I mean who could forget the Pink Crystal Unicorn sh*t product they had just a few months ago! Unfortunately I did not find the One Size Fits all of this sh*t to be true in this case. Usually I prefer to order my sh*t products in Petite. This sh*t product is just to big and quite frankly the color is boring. Come on, Zappos, everyone knows that people like their sh*t in different shapes and sizes. So I am sending this sh*t product back due to the fact it is so large and I fell in and the lid hit me on the head! I am thinking of hiring a gold digging attorney because of the large knot this sh*t product left on my ego - I mean forehead.

This Sh-t came in handy after I had to throw a sh-tty CD down the toilet. Seems ego's aren't the only things too big to flush down the toilet.

Ummmmm, like, this is soooooooo uncomfortable. Zappos should really make different sizes of their Sh-t products, cause this one is just too small for me! It only takes getting stuck once to realize Zappos Sh-t products are inferior...

I'm on the fence. Bought this for the man who has everything, and he was didn't like it. Apparently it had a faint industrial smell to it, which would be lost on most people, but quickly became somewhat overpowering because his sh-t doesn't stink. Also, he didn't read the instructions, so he tried to use the product before removing the decorative plunger - which means he's been a bit sensitive when people accuse him of having a stick up his a--. I mean, it's a pretty solid item - maybe just not a great gift for a fecal - I mean fickle - connoissieur of sh-t products.

I have to say I am not too happy about this product. It just can't take my sh-t anymore.

Too small for my @ss.

I followed the link hoping to find Kanye's latest album but I guess you guys don't have that sh-t yet. I guess I'll try and download it for free somewhere.

I just took a massive Kanye and I think I even got a little Kanye on my hands. Thanks Sh-t Product!

Thank God for zappos.com free return shipping. This sh-t product was slinging too much, it was too large to be in the room with my ego. Might consider purchasing again just to return it once more or exchange for a more expensive sh-t product. This sh-t product really takes a load off my anger management though, highly recommended for passing hot air.

Was going to give it five stars on style but it doesn't have a Kanye West bonnet ornament. Instead of the "Spirit of Ecstasy" it would be the "Spirit of Eccentricity" or "Spirit of Douchebaggery" or perhaps "Spirit of Asshatery".

Real mature! I will never support a company who actually snaps back like a child would. And for the record the only reason I came here is because Kanye West decided to mention your shitty company.

I am feeling kind of 'bound' up. I think this toilet will do the trick. Wash the Kanye, I mean Kim, I mean crap down the drain!

I would never wear this ugly-a$$ product. They don't even come in a size 12, not that I'd ever wear them. Except maybe to a game.

$100,000 is kinda pricey for a terlet... did Kanye sh-t on it?

Crappy.

I love a company with a sense of humor! I am gonna order 2 of these.

Helps my bowels stay unbound!