Customer Reviews Zappos.com Gear Sh-t Product

This is one bad a$$ s--t product. This is the perfect gift for Kanye, cause he's so full of s--t. Thanks Zappos for providing a great product that one can use while listening to s--t rappers.

Yo, Zappos. I'M RELLA HAPPY FO U!!! I'M ON A LET YOU FINNISH!!!!! BUT CONAN HAD ONE A DA BESS SH-IT PRODUCTS OF ALL TIME! ONE OF DA BESS SH-T PRODUCTS OF ALLLLLLLLLLL TIME!!!!!!!!! (shrugs, walks off) Cut to Conan O' Brien, looking shocked and horrified.

This plunger was too big for Kanye's Brain. Do you have a smaller size?

sucks that the fashion killa Yeezy had to go and throw salt on "sh-tty" Zappos. I love you guys tho! Not like you don't sell designer shoes or anything. HA! But with all respect to King Yeezus, just bought my second pair of shoes from you Zappos today! ALL LOVE!

I like it, it seems like a good product, but I could not understand the instruction manual that only came in Chinese. I think I might be using it wrong, but this has made all my number twos extremely uncomfortable. Is there a particular way one is supposed to sit on this, or does it just break in over time?

It's clear that he takes the plunge. He doesn't know when or how to hold his tongue. Apparently, bad press is better than no press? Kanye "Worst"...? Even in Detroit, no one names their kid after an airline. What's up with that? Is his next kid going to be named after a skyscraper, perhaps Trump Tower?

Styling is great but due to my wifes Truck sized a$$, she found it extremely uncomfortable.. I have to say this is a sh-tty product

I really wish I could give this a five-star review. I was so impressed with the item as described, I was seriously considering gifting one to each of my five siblings and my mom and step dad for Christmas (we're an unusually close family). I purchased two of these items - one for myself and one for my boyfriend (he appreciates really good sh-t -- you can say he's a connoisseur of sh-t.) Anyway, I was under the impression that this was one-size-fits-all. However, upon initial use I found this item unable to accommodate my umm...generous proportions. I thought I could break it in with continuous use but after only 1 use it cracked causing a most embarrassing accident, with tearing and leakage that I'd rather not discuss. Clearly disappointed, I was somewhat mollified to learn that my boyfriend has been enjoying nearly non-stop use of this product. He's had problems with "overflow" in the past (especially at the most inappropriate and embarrassing situations) and we were worried that this wouldn't be able to handle it all. But the generous bowl and study flushing mechanism, along with the handy added accessory, has made quite an impression on him. He actually just told be that this is the dopiest sh-t of all time! So, even though it didn't work for me (I'll have to ask my mom what I should do -- she has a talent for producing and handling sh-t of her own) I'm giving this a three!

Excellent item but unfortunately, regardless of how much I tried, even THIS plunger wasn't powerful enough to force that pile of crap that is Kanye's latest album where it belongs...

Thanks Zappos! I would have given this five stars because it's high quality and very stylish but it did send my unwary husband to the emergency room. That will teach him not to look before he sits on the throne.

I really fell in love with this item when I saw the price. The price means that it is high quality and I had to have it. After re-financing my mansion to purchase this item, I was disappointed that it was not as comfortable as it appeared in the picture. I may be a little to curvy for this fit. Fast shipping and great service as always, but this one is coming right back atcha, Zappos.

Excuse me Zapposwift, but "Hey everybody don't you think Beyonce should win for best s&*#*t product? Can I get a round of applause for her and not Zappos?

This product is just average sh-t at best. I got it out of the box and it kept giving me the blue ring of death.

So, first off I do think this is a functional toilet. At first appearance, it seems to do the job. However, no where in the description does it mention that it does not flush. $100,000 for this toilet? Only Kanye can afford it. When I sit on the toilet and try to take a s--t, the seat could benefit from memory foam. This way, my tush will be treated with respect. Overall, the toilet offers little in the way of design and innovation. It could use some more comfort. It truly is a piece of s--t. K Dog would love it.

This is the best Sh-t product I have received. Best sh-t product since Yeezus.

I give you props for style, but comfort is SH-T! Admittedly though, it's there when I need it!

I heard that Zappos was selling sh-t products, so I immediately went to the Zappos website. To my disappointment, I couldn't find any Kanye music....

5 stars for comfort but 1 for style because there's literally NO GOLD on the toilet and I'm allergic to everything but gold but when I poop it makes my butt feel nice and I don't get splashes from the water so 3 stars overall for you!!

I'd give this 5 stars, but my fat a** broke it.

If you guys would throw in one of those $120 plain white Hip Hop T-Shirts this would be the best Sh-t Product ever.

A note to all buyers - Remove the plunger before sitting down. I made this mistake my first time and boy was my face red. Luckily I am used to this sort of thing, so no real damage was done. The directions might have mentioned it, but I feel like I am too busy writing history to read it.

It didn't quite fit when I sat on it....not too comfortable too :( Not sure how Kanye does it.

I would deduct a star for comfort as the plunger is not removable and causes a lot of pain when I am using this toilet. However, this incredible pain in my anus has kept me from playing on my iPhone on the toilet, reducing my restroom trips from 20 minutes to a mere 3.5 minutes. The gained time is definitely worth the initial $100,000 investment.

I was gonna get it for Kim on her birthday, but it doesn't come with a bidet. You know that sh-t still smellin' from yesterday.

I am having a really hard problem trying to take a sh-t. How anyone can find a comfortable seating position on this sh-t product with that obnoxious yellow stick is beyond me. This is especially AGGRAVATING when I cannot hold my sh-t! I've tried circling around this sh-t seat trying to look for a better spot, but it's still the same crap . . . pun intended. You are much better off getting "Swarovski-Studded Toilet" - at last check it was only $75,000 which is a huge steal when you compare it to this sh-t product.